Yesterday I bought some plain salami at the store—nothing special, I just wanted to make some sandwiches. At home, I cut a few slices, ate them, and put the rest in the fridge. Everything was fine.
A flash drive in the salami?!
The next morning I decided to make myself breakfast. I took out the same salami, took the knife — and suddenly I felt that it was cutting somehow strangely, as if there was something hard inside. I thought that maybe it was frozen. But when I made another cut, the knife got stuck. I looked more carefully — and I was speechless: in the very center of the salami something was shining.
At first I thought it was a piece of metal. I started to carefully remove it and suddenly from the pink mass came out… a flash drive. A completely ordinary, several gigabyte flash drive! 
I shivered with disgust — after all, I had already eaten that salami! How is it possible for a flash drive to end up inside a factory-made food product, and not the cheapest one at that?
However, curiosity overcame my squeamishness. I turned on the computer, inserted the flash drive, and… froze when I saw what was on it. I told the details in the first comment — be careful what you buy!
There was only one folder on the flash drive labeled OPEN ME. I opened it. Inside was just one photo—of a man laughing right into the camera. I was completely shocked.
I dropped the mouse and just stood there staring at the screen. Maybe it was someone's stupid joke, but why the hell did they have to put the flash drive in food?
Now I don't even know whether to file a police report so they can find the culprits and conduct an investigation, or just throw this damned salami away and forget about it like some strange story.
Disclaimer:
This story is a work of fiction, inspired by internet stories and urban legends. All names, incidents, and circumstances are fictitious and are not intended to represent real people or events. Any resemblance to actual people or situations is entirely coincidental.
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